The Braying Jackass used to be a regular feature on this blog, but I haven’t seen any quotes dumb enough lately. Fortunately, Al Franken is in the Senate now and he should offer plenty of dumb quotes.

“How long do you think it will take before the FOXNews web loads 5 times faster than the DailyKos?” ~Al Franken speaking about the need for a Net Neutrality Law.

All I can say is, “What an Idiot!” Does Stuart Smalley understand there are many different things that affect how fast a web site loads. There’s the size of the pipe the server is using. There’s the speed of the server. There’s the web server software, the DB backend. There are 100 different things that can cause a web site to load slowly.

Al, I wish you would stick to doing intentional comedy instead of the unintentional joke you’ve become on the U.S. Senate floor.

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