- “@TheFix: Kenobi dead, Vader says. http://ow.ly/4SkhZ ” LOL #StarWars #
- “@PolitixGal: #Obama ‘s Mortgage Modification program was a scam. Only 7% success rate helping homeowners in trouble. I am sick of government help.” #FAIL #
- @PolitixGal “Nine scariest words in English language: I’m from the government and I’m here to help.” ~Ronald Reagan in reply to PolitixGal #
- Why Is Shooting Osama in the Face OK But Waterboarding Is Wrong? http://troms.me/3r0 #
- “@drjjoyner: Donald Trump’s Hair Explained http://bit.ly/iUpZ4z ” Comb over usually implies you’re covering a bald spot. #
- @drjjoyner I don’t think the Donald is trying to cover up a bald spot. in reply to drjjoyner #
- “@Gawker: High School Class Finds Body on Field Trip http://gawker.com/5801043/" I thought this only happened on TV shows like “Bones.” #



