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Tweets for December 27th

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 @chucknorris: Feds’ War on Religion http://t.co/EutgebTf
Three Years of Failures Under Obama (Video) http://t.co/Ojqr3GTL
As Obama’s reelection campaign heats up, its time to analyze the hot air & broken promises from his 2008 campaign trail http://t.co/41kp3b8L
@RasmussenPoll: 60% Still See Government As The Problem, Political Class Disagrees…http://tinyurl.com/7ho84nl
“@Drudge_Report: Santa Claus Kills 6 http://t.co/G8bb3kkG “
 ”@KenJennings: I hate flying with my kids. They’re pretty well-behaved I guess, it’s just that they’re al-Qaeda.”
 ”@TeamRickPerry: If Washington’s the problem, why trust a congressman to fix it? http://t.co/K96GDdZY ”
 ”@wordenreport: Is war on Christmas the same as war on Santa? http://t.co/EcOcd4bb ”
A racist these days is all too often really just a conservative winning an argument with a liberal. http://t.co/UGvIU02R
You think your children are ungrateful? Just be glad you don’t have one of these kids living in your house. http://t.co/hXSsYplX
Wind energy is not very popular with liberals when they realize they’re going to have to actually look at the turbines! http://t.co/BAE8IGFv

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Tweets for December 22nd

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Today’s Christmas trivia: Jingle Bells was originally written as a song for Thanksgiving.
 One-in-Four Americans Prefers Reading on Electronic Device Like Kindle… http://t.co/gTVG2djX
 @TGowdySC Failing to extend payroll tax holiday is unacceptable … we voted to extend the holiday for a full year. http://t.co/7DSiFuDp
 If those darn geese get in my way again, I’m going to be having a very fresh goose on my table for Christmas dinner!
School Play Turns Political in ‘Occupy North Pole’ http://t.co/QfjFdUrO Liberals don’t realize when they’re becoming a parody of themselves!
@RasmussenPoll Obama: Strongly Approve: 23% Strongly Disapprove: 37% Approval Index: -14 http://t.co/PnPu3r0B
 Americans Angry at Senate Sycophants http://t.co/wjyGgazb Budgets? We don’t need no stinkin’ budgets!

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Do not probe until X-MasNot even Santa can avoid a TSA “enhanced pat down.”

Unbelievable. I’ve been flying over 150 years and now I have to prove I’m not a terrorist? What was it, the beard?

The indignity of it all, that’s what gets me. I’m revered the world over. I get more fan mail than bin Laden and Obama combined. And I have to open up and spread ‘em for some rent-a-cop like I’m the grand poobah of al-Grincha. Some might call that fair; I call it naughty.

Whoa there, pal. Easy with that particular package, OK? If anything happens to it I don’t think even my elves could make another one.

Get your T-shirt here.

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