Everyone concentrates on the problems we’re having in this country lately: illegal immigration, hurricane recovery, alligators attacking people in Florida.

We can solve all of these problems in three easy steps:

1. Dig a moat the length of the Mexican border.
2. Send the dirt to New Orleans to raise the levies.
3. Put the Florida alligators in the moat along the Mexican border.

Any other problems you would like for me to solve today?