A recent CNN story asks, “Where is President Bush?” I find this interesting for two different reasons.
First, liberal journalists couldn’t wait to get rid of Bush because they thought he was a dolt and was ruining the country. Why do they want him back? I guess they want to tie current candidates to the “failed policies of the Bush administration.”
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There’s a new bumper sticker hitting the streets this week:
Letterman also had fun with this topic:
Top Ten Reasons It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy
10. The Vice President doesn’t need to sober up before calling for help.
9. The Vice President travels with a medical team rather than a scandal sanitation squad.
8. Vice President Cheney does not have delusional Presidential aspirations to cloud his judgment in a crisis.
7. Hunting with the VP doesn’t involve navigating any dangerous bridges.
6. As the victim of an accident involving a Republican, your name will actually be reported on CNN and CBS news.
5. Cheney – Number 8 Bird Shot; Kennedy – 8 shots of Wild Turkey.
4. You don’t have to wait for Cheney to concoct an alibi before help arrives.
3. If there is an accident, Cheney will attempt to save your life rather than his political career.
2. You will be able to tell your children and grandchildren about hunting with the Vice President years later.
1. If Vice President Cheney makes a statement regarding Gun Safety, reporters will actually be able to ask you for a comment.
From The Tonight Show with Jay Leno: President Bush and Vice President Dick Cheney are scheduled to testify before the 9-11 commission. I guess right now they’re finalizing the seating arrangements. Should Bush sit on Cheney’s right knee or his left knee?”
