Obama died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heaven Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, “What are all those clocks?”

St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”

“Oh,” said Obama, “Whose clock is that?”

“That’s Mother Teresa‘s. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie.”

“Incredible,” said Obama.

“And whose clock is that one?”

St. Peter responded, “That’s Abraham Lincoln‘s clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.”

“Where’s my clock?” asked Obama.

Saint Peter laughed and said, “Your clock is in God‘s office. He’s using it as a ceiling fan!”