…there is no one as special as you.
Rachel is singing and dancing in her school’s production of “Willy Wonka, Jr” this weekend. Break a leg!
Oompa loompa doompety doo
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Monthly Archives: April 2009
Competent Commander-in-Chief?
I have genuine concerns that Barack Obama is not competent to be Commander-in-Chief. This story in the Washington Times highlights some of my concerns.
Obama OK’d 2 SEAL teams for pirates
President Obama dispatched two separate teams of Navy commandos to carry out last week’s rescue of a merchant ship captain held hostage by Somali pirates but left the operational details and rules of engagement to military commanders, National Security Adviser James. L. Jones said Tuesday.
Heaven’s Wall of Clocks
Obama died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Heaven Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.
He asked, “What are all those clocks?”
St. Peter answered, “Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.”
“Oh,” said Obama, “Whose clock is that?”
Everything I need to know about life I learned from the Easter Bunny
- Don’t put all of your eggs in one basket
- Walk softly and carry a big carrot
- Everyone needs a friend who is all ears
- There’s no such thing as too much candy
- All work and no play can make you a basket case
- A cute little tail attracts a lot of attention
- Everyone is entitled to a bad hare day
- Let happy thoughts multiply like rabbits
- Some body parts should be floppy
- Keep your paws off other people’s jellybeans
- Good things come in small sugarcoated packages
- The grass is always greener in someone else’s basket
- An Easter bonnet can tame even the wildest hare
- To show your true colors you have to come out of your shell
- The best things in life are still sweet and gooey
