Hunting with Dick

There’s a new bumper sticker hitting the streets this week:


Hunting with Dick

Letterman also had fun with this topic:

Top Ten Reasons It is Still Safer to Go Hunting with Dick Cheney than to Ride in a Car with Ted Kennedy

10. The Vice President doesn’t need to sober up before calling for help.

9. The Vice President travels with a medical team rather than a scandal sanitation squad.

8. Vice President Cheney does not have delusional Presidential aspirations to cloud his judgment in a crisis.

7. Hunting with the VP doesn’t involve navigating any dangerous bridges.

6. As the victim of an accident involving a Republican, your name will actually be reported on CNN and CBS news.

5. Cheney – Number 8 Bird Shot; Kennedy – 8 shots of Wild Turkey.

4. You don’t have to wait for Cheney to concoct an alibi before help arrives.

3. If there is an accident, Cheney will attempt to save your life rather than his political career.

2. You will be able to tell your children and grandchildren about hunting with the Vice President years later.

1. If Vice President Cheney makes a statement regarding Gun Safety, reporters will actually be able to ask you for a comment.

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  • http://jason.trommetter.org/ Jason

    Dick Cheney is planning on going quail hunting again this weekend. He asked former President Clinton to come along and told Bill to bring his wife.

  • Kenneth

    Here’s an amusing little game for you.

    The Dick Cheney Quail Hunt

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  • http://www.crisscross.com/us/quote/294 Anonymous

    “I do have some sad news to report. Bjork couldn’t be here tonight. She was trying on her Oscar dress and Dick Cheney shot her.” — Oscar host Jon Stewart, in his opening routine