From the June 29 Late Show with David Letterman.

10. That actor who played the President was    totally unconvincing9.  It oversimplified the way I stole the election8.  Too many of them fancy college-boy words7.  If Michael Moore had waited a few months, he could    have included the part where I get him deported6.  Didn't have one of them hilarious monkeys who smoke    cigarettes and gives people the finger

5.  Of all Michael Moore's accusations, only 97% are true4.  Not sure -- I passed out after a piece of popcorn    lodged in my windpipe3.  Where the hell was Spiderman?2.  Couldn't hear most of the movie over Cheney's    foul mouth1.  I thought this was supposed to be about Dodgeball