U.S. forces in Iraq
were very busy today. Not only fighting, but giving other coalition
troops rides to the airport… The Dominican Republic has pulled its
300 soldiers out of Iraq. I didn’t know they had an army did you? The
only Dominicans I’ve ever seen in uniform are playing for the
Yankees…. John Kerry was giving a big speech about the environment
and a reporter asked him if he owned a SUV and he said, “No I do not.”
And then the reporter asked him “What about the Chevy Suburban in the
driveway?” He said “That’s my wife’s.” Thanks for clearing that up.
Thank God it’s not politics as usual—Jay Leno
